[Translation] Winkup 2016/02 : Photoshigenic

[koyamacchi]

As I said earlier, I'm gonna start translating Photoshigenic regularly!
So here is the first of those, the most recent one from the February Winkup.

Enjoy the pranking Koyama madness

「How dare you, prank after prank coming into your mind」
For my birthday my friend got me an instant camera (but you can change the lens and stuff, it's really great), so during a break in the filming of the Hikari no Shizuku music video I took some photos. This person, Tegoshi Yuya, has now levelled up regarding his pranks on Koyama. On this day during filming, when Koyama wasn't around, he did stuff like put Koyama's bag in the refrigerator. (By the way, the man himself kept insisting that it wasn't him who did it but... It was pretty obvious) On top of that, the bag had lots of metal parts on it, so it was ice cold. Other things he did included sending a huge amount of LINE stamps (he sent over 300 of them!), taking Koyama's private bag and bringing it onto the set, and finally, putting Koyama's cellphone in his underwear (it was directly touching his skin....). They were all pranks with quite a punch. That is to say, they were too daring!!!! But sorry Koyama... I was laughing a lot... At the scene, the victim Koyama was screaming out "whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?" but somewhere you could see he seemed pleased.
That being said, after this I will introduce the latest prank I laughed the most at.

「The Ripped Underwear Dance」
This takes place during our free time while on the Best Artist. Like always, after his live broadcast Koyama came to the set. Next to him was Tegoshi changing clothes. Wearing no clothes and only his underwear, for some reason he started dancing a strange dance. What? Why? He refused those questions. He is that type of person. While he was doing this, maybe for some reason he had a task to do or something, but Koyama left the dressing room. Even so, Tegoshi continued dancing. Gradually the dancing got more and more furious, and now at this point I thought he was reaching the level of insanity. ...*rip* (* implying that Tegoshi's underwear ripped)... Just now was there an unpleasant sound? ... An unpleasant sound or rather the world's most hilarious sound... My prediction was right. My stomach is being ripped to pieces. I'm gonna die laughing... And we're just about to go on stage!? It couldn't be helped so our manager went and bought some new underwear. He changed and was now finished with the ripped ones... Yes, you've probably already imagined what he did with them haven't you? Tegoshi put those used, ripped underwear into Koyama's bag and closed the zipper. So now when will Koyama realise? He returned to the dressing room, we went on stage, we finished... then without noticing he went home!! A few days later I found out he only realised the day after right before filming ~every. ... So none of us saw his reaction!!! I really feel sorry for him but... I'm thankful for him always giving me something to laugh about!!!

Girl Power
2016! I'm gonna be transformed ♡

Comments

[nipplessyuya.livejournal.com]

thank you! I hope these inspire you to further translations ^^

[double-parka.livejournal.com]

yeeeees hopefully I'll find the motivation somehow LOL

[9kinds.livejournal.com]

The image of Koyama discovering Tego's underwear while in serious caster mode is so hilarious. Thanks for sharing!

[c-shayne.livejournal.com]

So cute! Oh tegoshi. Hahaha. Thanks for sharing this translation dear :)

[apicalbeat.livejournal.com]

Will definitely look forward to your translations! Thanks!!

[4koori.livejournal.com]

Thank you! ♥

[gremsk.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much!

[lucki13ear.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the translation!! I could picture this vividly in my head. Lol
I cannot believe that Tegoshi went and send Koyama's bag to the studio with 300 stamps!! This is going to keep me laughing for a month!!

[shimau.livejournal.com]

those insanities..thank you for translating! ^^d

[saya074.livejournal.com]

Woah, thank you so much! I have just thought today that it would be great if somebody started to translate this series of Shige and it really happened! ^^

[tego-matsushita.livejournal.com]

OMG PLEEEEASE KEEP TRANSLATING PHOTOSHIGENIC, I MISS IT SO MUCH TOT Shige-sensei always tell funny stories here, I love it <3 And I can't have enough words to thank you for translating it, it made my day! (Sorry, Kei-chan, but just imagining those pranks made me laugh hard here, thank you for being Tegoshi's prank target x,D)

[ki-el.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much for translating this. ^.^

[harukana-linzi.livejournal.com]

Thank you for translating!!

[Олька Ходалова (from livejournal.com)]

Thank you so so so much)

[serial-translat.livejournal.com]

It's soooooooooooo Tego-like. LMAO

Thank you for the translation. Do you mind if I translate it in french for some friends ?

[double-parka.livejournal.com]

Yeah, go ahead! :D

[alinavgo.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!