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koyamacchiHello!
I'm here today with the next of my WHITE tour MC summaries, the first day of the tour in Nagoya~
- the topic of Tegoshi's umbrella that he broke during the performance of Kaguya arises
Koyama: Uh... so what happened with the umbrella?
Tegoshi: I broke it! Ah, there was only one of them wasn't there...
Shige: So you danced to Kaguya without the umbrella?
Tegoshi: Yep, I danced DAIGO style
Koyama: Because I'm such a good person I wanted to give him my umbrella, but then I wouldn't have had one...
Massu: There's a part in the choreography where we come out of the umbrella right? (* that part right after the oeoeoeoeooeo koi no sagaaaaaa line) I put my umbrella in between me and Tegoshi thinking we could both come out of the same umbrella
Koyama: me and Massu were so worried about him but Shige you didn't even notice Tegoshi didn't have an umbrella did you?
Shige: Nope, I was just focusing on myself then, I'm just realising it now!
Koyama: I thought one of the juniors would give you one of their umbrellas but...
Tegoshi: Like Sharufu! (* a Johnnys Junior member)
Koyama: Yeah, Sharufu!
Tegoshi: SHARUFU!
Massu: Well, concerts are live, so these kinds of things happen
Koyama: Well today is just a public rehearsal anyway, tomorrow is the real thing!
- Random talk about what they've been doing lately before the tour started
Koyama: Shige, you went fishing yesterday didn't you?
Shige: Nah, it was raining so I didn't go.
Massu: What, I thought you were going to go fishing right now!
- Koyama starts talking about how the night before he had a nightmare that Tegoshi brought an older girlfriend along to the concert rehearsal
Massu: Shall we act this out here, ok let me think... ok! ok!
<Massu starts talking like an old lady and shaking unsteadily imitating an old person>
Koyama: that's a bit too old!
Massu: ok I'll try again, it's okay if it's dumb right
<Massu introduces himself as Tegoshi's girlfriend again, this time sounding like a posh celebrity wife (* that's a bad way of putting it but I can't think of a way in English to describe it, basically just picture a wife like Dewi Fujin, who you probably know from her ItteQ segment with Degawa)>
Shige: was this how it was in the dream??
- then on the topic of how Koyama dreamed about Tegoshi:
Tegoshi: Kei-chan loves me~
Koyama: Because Tegoshi someway or another loves me too~
- they then start talking about how on LINE Tegoshi sends his thoughts on Koyama on news every to him when he watches. Once during the weather portion where Koyama goes outside, he brought out an umbrella but never opened it because he didn't end up needing it, then when he looked at LINE afterwards he had a message from Tegoshi that said "if you don't need an umbrella, why bring out an umbrella with you!!!"
- still on the topic of them loving eachother since Tegoshi watches Koyama on news every:
Koyama: ok just once, try saying you love me, say you love me!
<Tegoshi looks really shy>
Shige: what's with that non-Tegoshi like face!
Shige: Tegoshi do kabe-don with Koyama (* you all probably already know what "kabe-don" means but for those who don't, it's the action of pushing someone up against a wall like this)
Koyama: Toko-don would be good too!! (* toko-don is like kabe-don except on a bed, not a wall)
Massu: ok ok so here is a hallway
<so they begin acting out a scene where Tegoshi kabe-dons Koyama>
Koyama: Ah, every sure was tiring today~
Massu: oh what, so this is NTV, I thought it was a school hallway...
<Tegoshi kabe-dons Koyama>
Tegoshi: (while looking into Koyama's eyes) I love you
Tegoshi: this is embarassing, I want to go home!
Shige: Tegoshi, do me too~
Tegoshi: what!?
<Shige getting ready to be kabe-don-ed by Tegoshi>
Shige: Do me too!
<all of a sudden Koyama comes out from the side and forcefully kabe-dons Shige>
Shige: woah, that was so fast I thought you were going to kiss me!
- then they somehow got on to the topic of "mata-don" (* again, like kabe-don except instead of putting a hand against the wall above them they instead do this)
<Massu starts doing the choreography for Ai no Matador>
Shige: no that's matador, not mata-don!
Koyama: you noticed what he was doing so fast!
Massu: Shige, you noticed right away! Because you love me~ Shige, kabe-don me~
<the setting is supposed to be on a Fuji TV wall - Shige kabe-dons Massu while smiling>
Shige: Good work on Mirai Rocket! I love you!
Massu: but Mirai Rocket ended
Shige: ok if you're gonna say that then Mirai Theatre ended too y'know!
[end]
I'm here today with the next of my WHITE tour MC summaries, the first day of the tour in Nagoya~
- the topic of Tegoshi's umbrella that he broke during the performance of Kaguya arises
Koyama: Uh... so what happened with the umbrella?
Tegoshi: I broke it! Ah, there was only one of them wasn't there...
Shige: So you danced to Kaguya without the umbrella?
Tegoshi: Yep, I danced DAIGO style
Koyama: Because I'm such a good person I wanted to give him my umbrella, but then I wouldn't have had one...
Massu: There's a part in the choreography where we come out of the umbrella right? (* that part right after the oeoeoeoeooeo koi no sagaaaaaa line) I put my umbrella in between me and Tegoshi thinking we could both come out of the same umbrella
Koyama: me and Massu were so worried about him but Shige you didn't even notice Tegoshi didn't have an umbrella did you?
Shige: Nope, I was just focusing on myself then, I'm just realising it now!
Koyama: I thought one of the juniors would give you one of their umbrellas but...
Tegoshi: Like Sharufu! (* a Johnnys Junior member)
Koyama: Yeah, Sharufu!
Tegoshi: SHARUFU!
Massu: Well, concerts are live, so these kinds of things happen
Koyama: Well today is just a public rehearsal anyway, tomorrow is the real thing!
- Random talk about what they've been doing lately before the tour started
Koyama: Shige, you went fishing yesterday didn't you?
Shige: Nah, it was raining so I didn't go.
Massu: What, I thought you were going to go fishing right now!
- Koyama starts talking about how the night before he had a nightmare that Tegoshi brought an older girlfriend along to the concert rehearsal
Massu: Shall we act this out here, ok let me think... ok! ok!
<Massu starts talking like an old lady and shaking unsteadily imitating an old person>
Koyama: that's a bit too old!
Massu: ok I'll try again, it's okay if it's dumb right
<Massu introduces himself as Tegoshi's girlfriend again, this time sounding like a posh celebrity wife (* that's a bad way of putting it but I can't think of a way in English to describe it, basically just picture a wife like Dewi Fujin, who you probably know from her ItteQ segment with Degawa)>
Shige: was this how it was in the dream??
- then on the topic of how Koyama dreamed about Tegoshi:
Tegoshi: Kei-chan loves me~
Koyama: Because Tegoshi someway or another loves me too~
- they then start talking about how on LINE Tegoshi sends his thoughts on Koyama on news every to him when he watches. Once during the weather portion where Koyama goes outside, he brought out an umbrella but never opened it because he didn't end up needing it, then when he looked at LINE afterwards he had a message from Tegoshi that said "if you don't need an umbrella, why bring out an umbrella with you!!!"
- still on the topic of them loving eachother since Tegoshi watches Koyama on news every:
Koyama: ok just once, try saying you love me, say you love me!
<Tegoshi looks really shy>
Shige: what's with that non-Tegoshi like face!
Shige: Tegoshi do kabe-don with Koyama (* you all probably already know what "kabe-don" means but for those who don't, it's the action of pushing someone up against a wall like this)
Koyama: Toko-don would be good too!! (* toko-don is like kabe-don except on a bed, not a wall)
Massu: ok ok so here is a hallway
<so they begin acting out a scene where Tegoshi kabe-dons Koyama>
Koyama: Ah, every sure was tiring today~
Massu: oh what, so this is NTV, I thought it was a school hallway...
<Tegoshi kabe-dons Koyama>
Tegoshi: (while looking into Koyama's eyes) I love you
Tegoshi: this is embarassing, I want to go home!
Shige: Tegoshi, do me too~
Tegoshi: what!?
<Shige getting ready to be kabe-don-ed by Tegoshi>
Shige: Do me too!
<all of a sudden Koyama comes out from the side and forcefully kabe-dons Shige>
Shige: woah, that was so fast I thought you were going to kiss me!
- then they somehow got on to the topic of "mata-don" (* again, like kabe-don except instead of putting a hand against the wall above them they instead do this)
<Massu starts doing the choreography for Ai no Matador>
Shige: no that's matador, not mata-don!
Koyama: you noticed what he was doing so fast!
Massu: Shige, you noticed right away! Because you love me~ Shige, kabe-don me~
<the setting is supposed to be on a Fuji TV wall - Shige kabe-dons Massu while smiling>
Shige: Good work on Mirai Rocket! I love you!
Massu: but Mirai Rocket ended
Shige: ok if you're gonna say that then Mirai Theatre ended too y'know!
[end]
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Date: 2015-05-16 09:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-16 10:29 am (UTC)Thanks so much for translating and sharing this hilarious MC segment.
I can just imagine when they were doing the kabedon, the fans must be screaming like crazy 😄 and why didn't Massu kabedon anyone? 😜
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Date: 2015-06-22 10:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-06-23 01:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-13 06:30 pm (UTC)could you allow me translate your reports into Vietnamese, please? I promise to credit you properly.
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Date: 2015-07-14 06:34 am (UTC)it was a really amazing tour! our babies did so well (￣▽￣)
Go ahead!
thank you for checking with me first! （＾◇＾）
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Date: 2015-07-14 12:07 pm (UTC)